{"id":4811,"date":"2015-05-09T09:00:38","date_gmt":"2015-05-09T07:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/libcickekrizovatky.cz\/?p=4811"},"modified":"2015-05-22T12:43:07","modified_gmt":"2015-05-22T10:43:07","slug":"kdo-tam-leto-pojd-dal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/libcickekrizovatky.cz\/?p=4811","title":{"rendered":"Kdo tam? L\u00e9to? Poj\u010f d\u00e1l! (K n\u00e1m na Plov\u00e1rnu!)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"L\u00e9to<\/p>\n

Jde\u0161 o trochu d\u0159\u00edv. V kalend\u00e1\u0159i m\u00e1m tu sch\u016fzku na pozd\u011bji. Ale to nevad\u00ed, kdy\u017e s sebou p\u0159inese\u0161 proslun\u011bn\u00e9 dny, v\u017edycky se na tebe t\u011b\u0161\u00edm. A co budeme d\u011blat? \u017de bychom den prolelkovali na Lib\u010dick\u00e9 plov\u00e1rn\u011b? B\u00e1je\u010dn\u00fd n\u00e1pad, t\u00e1mhle jsou kabinky. Tak j\u00e1 si vezmu tuhle, a ty p\u016fjde\u0161 t\u0159eba sem? Hur\u00e1 do plavek, jen se pros\u00edm nezapome\u0148 namazat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Co\u017ee? Opalovac\u00edm kr\u00e9mem? No to asi taky. Ale j\u00e1 myslel hlavn\u011b WD40, od lo\u0148ska n\u00e1s tak trochu tr\u00e1p\u00ed rezav\u00e1 voda, nen\u00ed to nic dramatick\u00e9ho, jen pro jistotu……
\np\u0159edchoz\u00ed rozhovor je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b pouh\u00e1 fabulace. Jednak l\u00e9to nen\u00ed pers\u00f3na, ale ro\u010dn\u00ed obdob\u00ed, a tak si s n\u00edm nepopov\u00edd\u00e1te a do kabinky ho nepo\u0161lete.<\/p>\n

N\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed text je kone\u010dn\u011b k v\u011bci<\/h3>\n

A za druh\u00e9, tenhle p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek m\u00e1 hlavn\u011b v\u0161em sd\u011blit radostnou zpr\u00e1vu, \u017ee p\u0159\u00edpravy Lib\u010dick\u00e9 plov\u00e1rny na l\u00e9to op\u011bt pokro\u010dily. Nebo\u0165 m\u011bsto op\u011bt povolalo chrabr\u00fd hasi\u010dsk\u00fd sbor, aby \u00fasporn\u011b (?) zastoupil nenakoupenou technologii na \u010di\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed vody.<\/td>\n

\"WD40<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

A tak se stalo, \u017ee hasi\u010di 2 dny c\u00eddili a pucovali baz\u00e9n.\u00a0 V poh\u00e1dk\u00e1ch by za “2 dny…” n\u00e1sledovalo “…a 2 noci”, ale my ne\u017eijeme v poh\u00e1dce a tentokr\u00e1t to s ohledem na hasi\u010de m\u016f\u017eeme konstatovat s dov\u011btkem “na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed”.<\/p>\n

Proroctv\u00ed<\/h3>\n

Bylo by moc fajn, kdyby proplachov\u00e1n\u00ed a pucov\u00e1n\u00ed pomohlo. Ale j\u00e1 sp\u00ed\u0161 odhaduji, \u017ee se t\u00edm doba, po kterou bude voda v baz\u00e9nu ned\u016fstojn\u00e9 kvality, jen nev\u00fdznamn\u011b zkr\u00e1t\u00ed. A pak se zase bude \u010derpat, plov\u00e1rna bude zav\u0159en\u00e1 a pak studen\u00e1…<\/p>\n

Z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka<\/h3>\n

Mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u011b n\u011bkdo obvin\u00ed ze stavby osl\u00edho m\u016fstku, ale m\u011b v t\u00e9 souvislosti napad\u00e1 jedna jedin\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka:<\/p>\n

Pro\u010d se m\u011bsto \u0159\u00edt\u00ed do koup\u011b dal\u0161\u00edho are\u00e1lu s nejasn\u00fdm vyu\u017eit\u00edm (Kulturn\u00ed d\u016fm), kdy\u017e na Lib\u010dick\u00e9 plov\u00e1rn\u011b ukazuje, jak se o sv\u00e9 vlastn\u011b ani nechce moc starat?<\/span><\/p>\n

Na\u0161i hasi\u010di<\/h3>\n

Pros\u00edm p\u011bkn\u011b te\u010f bez ve\u0161ker\u00e9 ironie: \u010dest a sl\u00e1va na\u0161im hasi\u010d\u016fm.<\/strong> Dr\u017e\u00edm jim palce a m\u00e1m o n\u011b obavy. Proto\u017ee se m\u016f\u017ee st\u00e1t, \u017ee veden\u00ed m\u011bsta dojde k z\u00e1v\u011bru, \u017ee by toho p\u0159eci mohli zvl\u00e1dnout je\u0161t\u011b o kus v\u00edc.<\/p>\n

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  • Tak\u017ee by se t\u0159eba mohli pustit do budov\u00e1n\u00ed volno\u010dasov\u00e9ho are\u00e1lu Na n\u00e1plavce, kter\u00fd p\u0159ed volbami v programu slibovali v\u0161echny lib\u010dick\u00e9 volebn\u00ed subjekty.<\/li>\n
  • Anebo by se mohli za\u010d\u00edt starat o kulturn\u00ed program, pokud bude zakoupen Kulturn\u00ed d\u016fm. Proto\u017ee to je p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost, kter\u00e1 se nemus\u00ed opakovat. A talent pro kulturu maj\u00ed – to mus\u00ed potvrdit ka\u017ed\u00fd, kdo shl\u00e9dl doprovodn\u00fd program libovoln\u00e9ho Hasi\u010dsk\u00e9ho plesu.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    Hroz\u00ed zkr\u00e1tka, \u017ee na\u0161i hasi\u010di budou brzy na roztrh\u00e1n\u00ed. Jen aby pak do toho – nedej bo\u017ee – je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkde neza\u010dalo ho\u0159et… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Jde\u0161 o trochu d\u0159\u00edv. V kalend\u00e1\u0159i m\u00e1m tu sch\u016fzku na pozd\u011bji. Ale to nevad\u00ed, kdy\u017e s sebou p\u0159inese\u0161 proslun\u011bn\u00e9 dny, v\u017edycky se na tebe t\u011b\u0161\u00edm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[111,1],"tags":[293,56,371,370],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/libcickekrizovatky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4811"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/libcickekrizovatky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/libcickekrizovatky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libcickekrizovatky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libcickekrizovatky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4811"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/libcickekrizovatky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4835,"href":"https:\/\/libcickekrizovatky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4811\/revisions\/4835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/libcickekrizovatky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libcickekrizovatky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libcickekrizovatky.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}